Too Nice for This

I'm not cut out to be a real journalist so I guess it's good I'm going into Academia soon. I'm not good at being mean and I actually cringe to think of some of the nice people I've interviewed reading it and thinking, "BITCH!" If there's legitimate criticism I'm pretty cool, but I would hate for some one to feel I misrepresented them. And even if I'm true to a T, there's the whole, that was a lovely chat and LIES LIES LIES.

I can't wait to go up into an Ivory tower, stick my fingers in my ears and go LA LA LA LA.